The picture Emery submitted to Story Pirates for "Trash Day" |
If you’ve read more than one of my blog posts, then you know I spend a
lot of time criticizing Emery for not being motivated to do the things I think
he should be motivated to do. And, I think I’ve mentioned his approach (or lack
thereof) to writing. Well, the truth is, when Emery’s motivated to write, he
works really hard at it (I’ll do a post later on what Emery is motivated to
write). This is a story of one of those times and the role the StoryPirates played
in getting Emery to write.
I’m a huge fan of SiriusSM radio (I’ve listened to Seth Rudetsky for
years, even when he was on XM and he’s the primary reason I continue to
subscribe to satellite radio), but our second favorite station is Kids Place Live.
We often listen to the Absolutely Mindy Show in the afternoons and especially
love the Story Pirates. The Story Pirates is a performance/ educational group
of storytellers who, among other things, take children’s stories and turn them into skits for the
radio. And their performances are creative, hilarious, and professional.
One day there was an advertisement for listeners to submit original
stories about their own made-up holidays. Emery started talking about how he
would create trash day. Of course, I had to hold myself back from offering my
advice as he sat down at the table that weekend and wrote a draft of his story.
I then let him sit down at the computer and type it in (again, I didn’t change
a thing, even though I didn’t quite get the humor) and scanned in his picture
of a group of trash bags, one of which had a red dot in the middle of it and a
note from Emery that read “Rudapf’s nose”).
Here’s the story Emery submitted
"Trash day
Today, I’m going to
tell you how trash day came into our lifes. For those of you who
don’t know about trash day, I will tell you all about it.
Trash Day is every Tuesday. The garbeg man flys on his magical trash bad
and you throw all of your trash at him and he laughs
like this “He, He, He!” Then he brings it back to the South Pole
at his Giant dump.
Now,
I can tell you how it all began. Everybody back in 1100 AD people
would put out there trash in a trash can and no one came to
get it. So all the trash bags over flowed. The one man named Garbage
though we need a kind of Giant dump to place the trash. So, Garbage wrote a
letter to Santa for a Giant place to store trash and a flying trash
bag. Santa wrote back, “No way bub, that’s too expensive!”
Then Garbage stole money from the bank to make a Giant dump. He also
stole one of Santa’s raindeer, and stuffed it in
a garbage bag so it could fly. And that’s how Trash Day was born."
We
submitted the story and the picture and a few days after the deadline found out
that his story had been chosen. It was amazing; they sent him a consent form (I
hope I didn’t violate it by reposting his story here on my blog) that we now
consider his first “contract.” It was very exciting but not as exciting as
their adaptation of his story that you can listen to here.
Needless
to say, we are so impressed with the way they handled Emery’s story—we laughed
so hard and still quote lines like, (He, he, he) and “Probably not” and “no
way, that’s too expensive, bub.”
The
Story Pirates are currently creating podcasts of their favorite stories and including interviews with the authors (I love
that they admit that they like “twisted” stories and weren’t put off by Emery’s
outlandishness). Emery's is awesome. You can check out their website or subscribe to them through
itunes.
Emery’s comment: i was really hoping she would say more about our first
day in New York or my comic books but this is motive enough.
VICTOR:
I hate to say it, but I’m the same as Emery. Really, really motivated when it’s
something I want to write. Phone
it in when it’s something that gets in the way of watching football … like this
blog post.